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George Carlin Songs

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"My Daddy"

'A Place For My Stuff'

'Abortion' ( 2 )

'Fussy Eater' (Part 1)

'Fussy Eater' (Part 2)

'Have A Nice Day'

'Ice Box Man'

'Rice Krispies'

A Few More Farts

A Moment of Silence

Acknowledgements

Advertising Lullabye

Advice

Airline Announcements

Airport Security

American Bullshit

An Incomplete List of Impolite Words

Angels

Answering Machines

Asshole Jackoff Scumbag

Baby Slings

Baseball and Football

Battered Plants

Birth Control ( 2 )

Black Consciousness ( 2 )

Breakfast Wine and Who's Boss

Burns & Carlin

Businessmen

Capital Punishment

Capt. Jack & Jolly George

Cars and Driving

Childhood Cliches ( 2 )

Children Are Our Future

Cigars

Class Clown: Bi ( 2 )

Comedy And Pain

Comedy's Evolution

Couple of Other Questions

Cute Little Farts ( 2 )

Dead Parents Helping

Death and Dying

Divorce Game ( 2 )

Don't Pull The Plug On Me

Drugs ( 2 )

Early Infuences

Earrings

Ed Sullivan Self Taught ( 2 )

Eurphemisms

Every Child Is Special

Familiar Expressions

Family Newsletters

Farting In Public

Fear Of Germs

Feminist Blowjob

Fifth Announcements

Filthy Words ( 2 )

First Announcements

First Leftfielders

First Time Funny

Five Twos

Fourth Announcements

Fourth Leftfielders

Free-Floating Hostility

Gay Lib

God

God Bless America

Goin' Through My Address Book

Golf Courses For The Homeless

Good Idea

Goofy Shit

Grass Swept The Neighborhood ( 2 )

Groups And Charities

Gun Enthusiasts

Guys Named Todd

Hands-Free Telephone Headsets

Harley Davidson

He's Smiling Down

Head Lines

Heavy Mysteries ( 2 )

Hello-Goodbye

House Of Blues

How's Everybody Doin'?

How's Your Dog?

I Ain't Afraid Of Cancer

I Like People

I Love My Dog

I Used To Be Irish Catholic ( 2 )

In a Coma

Interview With Jesus

Join The Book Club

Just Enough Bullshit

Kids And Parents: Children Are Overrated/They're Not All Cute/They're Not All Smart/Too Much...

Kids Are Too Small

Kiiping People Alert

Killer Carlin

Lenny Bruce

Let's Make A Deal ( 2 )

Life's Little Moments

Little Things We Share

Losing Things

Love And Regards

Man Stuff: Slugfest/Cut

Minority Language: Happens To Be/Openly/Urban/Girlfriend

Missing

More Stuff On Cars & Driving:4a. Intro & Toll Booths

Mothers Club

Motivation Seminars

Muhammad Ali - America The Beautiful ( 2 )

Music On Answering Machines

Names

Nasa-Holes

New York Voices ( 2 )

No One Questions Things

Nursery Rhymes

Occupation: Foole ( 2 )

Offensive Language

Old Fuck

On the Road

Opening ( 3 )

Opening Sequence

Organ Donor Programs

Parents in Hell

Parents Of Honor Students

Parents' Cliches and Children's Secret Answers

People I Can Do Without

People Refuse to Be Realistic

People Who Misuse Credit Cards

People Who Oughta Be Killed: Self-Help Books

People Who Wear Visors

Person To Person

Physical Carlin

Point Of View

Politics

Prerequisites

Proud to Be an American

Raisin Rhetoric ( 2 )

Raisin' a Child Is Not Difficult

Rape Can Be Funny

Reagan's Gang Church People And American Values

Regional Differences

Religion

Respect

Rich Guys In Hot Air Balloons

Rockets And Penises In The Persian Gulf

Rules Rules Rules!

Sanctity Of Life

Second Announcements

Second Leftfielders

Self-Esteem Movement

Seven Words You Can Never Say On Television ( 2 )

Seventh Announcements

Sex In Commercials ( 2 )

Shoot ( 2 )

Singers With One Name

Sixth Announcements

Snot The Original Rubber Cement

Some People Are Stupid

Some Werds

Son Of Wind

Son Of Wino

Special Dispensation

Special Dispensation-Heaven Hell Purgatory Limbo

Sports

Standing Alone

State Prison Farms

Structuring The Act

Stupid Bullshit

Stupid Bullshit on the Phone

Supermarkets

Swearing on the Bible

Takin' Off Yer Hat

Telephone Mimes

The 11 O'Clock News ( 2 )

The Big Change

The Business Of Comedy

The Confessional ( 2 )

The Cool World

The Hair Piece ( 2 )

The Hallway Groups ( 2 )

The Laughter Reflex

The Metric System

The Planet Is Fine

The Prayer

The Sickest

The Vegas Incident

The Writer

Their Kids!

There Is No God

They Want to Show You the Pictures

They're Only Words

Things To Watch Out For

Things We Say When People Die

Things You Don't Wanna Hear

Things You Never Hear

Things You Never See

Third Announcements

Third Leftfielders

Timing And Delivery

Today's Professional Parents

Toledo Window Box

Traffic Accidents-Keep Movin'!

Trying Stuff Out

TV Tonight: Playboy Channel/Jerry Springer/Little House On The Prairie/Willie Nelson

Urinals Are 50 Percent Universal

Values (How Much Is That Dog Crap in The Window?) ( 2 )

War Pictures

Wasted Time - Sharing A Swallow ( 2 )

Water Sez

Welcome To My Job ( 2 )

What a Phone Call Should Be

White Guys Who Shave Their Heads

White Harlem ( 2 )

Why We Don't Need 10 Commandments

Words

Words We Leave Behind

Writing Techniques

You & Me (Things That Come Off Of Your Body)

You Have No Rights

You're Lost

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